US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC

**Morty** · 02-03-2006, 05:27 PM

Throughout the last 22 months there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations, and a total of 2,112 deaths.

That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.

The firearm death rate in Washington, D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C

SSgt Shak · 02-03-2006, 05:32 PM

Good point! If I could stay in I would go over in a heart beat and do this Transit Alert job.

hibby1875 · 02-03-2006, 07:39 PM

I think I'll stay where I am. The firearm death rate here is only a fraction of the Mars Bar Supper death rate (deep fried mars bar in batter with large portion of greasy as fuck potato 'fries' covered in chippy sauce [you don't want to know] washed down with Irn Bru [orange liquid sugar in a bottle]) Mmmmmm! Death by Lard!!!

**Maximal** · 02-03-2006, 09:00 PM

Deep fried mars bars rock!!!!!!

If politicians pulled out more often there would be less sore assholes around the states

**BunnyMan** · 02-04-2006, 12:14 PM

yeah, but there'd also be shit everywhere.

Captain Barr · 02-05-2006, 01:06 AM

If politicians pulled out they'd still have sore assholes, but they'd also have greasy backs.

Bones · 02-05-2006, 04:46 AM

MMMMMMMMMM. Deep fried Mars bars. Fucking aye right they rock!!!!!!!

hibby1875 · 02-05-2006, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones

MMMMMMMMMM. Deep fried Mars bars. Fucking aye right they rock!!!!!!!

Haha! Sounding like a true Scotsman there Bones. In fact, give you a kilt and a big fuckoff Claymore and you'd look right at home scaring the English home at Bannockburn. In fact, I'm sure when they were casting for 'Braveheart' the advert said "Should have own kilt, willing to bare arse and MUST look like Bones."

jennas left nipple · 02-06-2006, 07:42 AM

fuck what do you think the gun death rate is in edinburgh and glasgow hibby???

would make washington look like disney land if they included stabbings and glassings eh

MD Willington · 02-06-2006, 12:59 PM

Well not everyone gets shot in Iraq..

a lot go BOOM in those trucks they think are tanks or APC's...

Up armor is a Joke...

02-03-2006, 05:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC Throughout the last 22 months there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations, and a total of 2,112 deaths. That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The firearm death rate in Washington, D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

02-03-2006, 05:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 664	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC Good point! If I could stay in I would go over in a heart beat and do this Transit Alert job. __________________ Hello dumb dumb, you got gum gum?

02-03-2006, 07:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
hibby1875 Goat Fucker Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 285	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC I think I'll stay where I am. The firearm death rate here is only a fraction of the Mars Bar Supper death rate (deep fried mars bar in batter with large portion of greasy as fuck potato 'fries' covered in chippy sauce [you don't want to know] washed down with Irn Bru [orange liquid sugar in a bottle]) Mmmmmm! Death by Lard!!! __________________ As Joe Mangel said: 'I was a bit worse for the turps'.

02-03-2006, 09:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC Deep fried mars bars rock!!!!!! If politicians pulled out more often there would be less sore assholes around the states __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

02-04-2006, 12:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
BunnyMan Mr MTW Fuckin' Know It All Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,377	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC yeah, but there'd also be shit everywhere. __________________ Go To Dark Ninjas.com!

02-05-2006, 01:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Captain Barr Established Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 479	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC If politicians pulled out they'd still have sore assholes, but they'd also have greasy backs. __________________ Your voice is the only weapon you need to own.

02-05-2006, 04:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC MMMMMMMMMM. Deep fried Mars bars. Fucking aye right they rock!!!!!!! __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

02-06-2006, 07:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
jennas left nipple Monkey Baby Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 29	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC fuck what do you think the gun death rate is in edinburgh and glasgow hibby??? would make washington look like disney land if they included stabbings and glassings eh

02-06-2006, 12:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
MD Willington Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,986	Re: US Gov to Pull Out of Washington DC Well not everyone gets shot in Iraq.. a lot go BOOM in those trucks they think are tanks or APC's... Up armor is a Joke... __________________ America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall. Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.

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