"God" Registered to Vote in Pennsylvania

[Captain Barr]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11064137/

[mommysalomi]

what an idiot

[Lady Dee]

, what a stupid excuse

[Maximal]

quote: "Whenever I go to arrest somebody, they say, 'Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go. I'll turn myself in tomorrow,'" Sewell said."

He better hope his friends wives don't yell out "Oh God I'm coming!!!"

[Kase]

He's too stupid to vote, anyway. If I had things my way he'd be taken out back and shot.

[hibby1875]

Originally Posted by Kase

He's too stupid to vote, anyway. If I had things my way he'd be taken out back and shot.

Oh, how stereotypically American of you, Kase - you should run for president, or at least president of the NRA (my cold dead hands!!!!)

[Maximal]

what is so stupid about changing your name to God, Now Morty there is a funny name!

[SSgt Shak]

Want to hear a joke? MORTY
I think the guy has some what of a point. Some one would have to prove to me the dif. between putting an "X" and "GOD" instead of a full blown john hancock.

[Kase]

Originally Posted by hibby1875

Oh, how stereotypically American of you, Kase - you should run for president, or at least president of the NRA (my cold dead hands!!!!)

Well you have your stereotypes wrong. Everyone seems to be trying to keep from offending anyone and trying to sanitize everything so stupid kids grow up to produce more stupid kids when the world is full of enough stupid people, and also sanitize the media so god forbid the blind mute retard gets offended. The right wing (majority of congress, supreme court, and the president and his cabinet) are enforcing thier opinions and religious beliefs on what is supposed to be a free (from prosecution for religion, in this case) country, while the majority of the lefts whine about political correctness and other shit that is limiting the freedom of speech. All this leads to the common American being secluded from the real world, which leads to the average stupid obese citizen.
Now, that is a relatively brief summary on what the American stereotype is/should be. Well, I think most of the government and what it does is corrupt and/or pointless and stupid, I am for natural selection, if anything I need to gain more weight at the moment, and the standardized tests I have taken say I am within the top 2% of all the other kids that took the test(s). The only thing that might fit into the stereotype is I have too much free time, but I at least don't spend it screwing goats, or any other animals for that matter.

So fuck your stereotype.

[hibby1875]

Wow, Kase what an excellent, lucid and insightful point you make. Unfortunately for you it has zip fuck all to do with what I said. My comment was on your statement of shooting someone for signing a different name to a form. Therefore I was using the foreign stereotype of Americans being gun-happy, not obesity or intelligence. You may want to pay more attention in school Kasey-pops. There ain't no point writing a two hundred word answer, when it does not pertain to the question.
Look it's my job to rip the piss out of you, not yours. F minus I'm afraid - go sit in the corner.
PS: You might want to take up humour 101 classes as well, because you also missed the fact that my post was a joke.
PPS: Don't knock fucking goats till you've tried it, my pre-pubescent mug!