Dumbass teens

**Maximal** · 09-02-2005, 06:13 PM

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Makya · 09-02-2005, 06:22 PM

*snorts*

**I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned** · 09-02-2005, 06:54 PM

I don't know much about strip clubs or lap dances, however I had one fun encounter with one of the nearby clubs down here (in TN)...after having a bumper thumper on the highway across the road from one of these establishments my battery had died. (I had a cracked cell if I remember right.) Anyway, David was only about 1 at the time. I didn't want to leave him in the car (again, I was across the highway), so I took him with me. As the "club" was the only business in the near vicinity we went over there to get change and use their pay phone. I walked into what appeared to be a little closet with a desk. There were two glass doors into the actual club but both were darkened and I didn't see a soul. I nearly walked through one of the doors (to ask for the change) when a frantic lady came rushing out telling me I had to get the baby out of there as they could be closed down if the police came in. Needless to say when I told her why I was there I got change promptly. I got such a laugh that day. To my knowledge that's the only time my son's been in a strip club and he was too young to remember it!!!!

As far as this post...I'll have to warn him should curiosity get the best of him sometime. Whoa...what a rude surprise (IE, a bill like that...talk about sticker shock!)!

Kase · 09-02-2005, 08:57 PM

Hence the quote "As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar"

Makya · 09-02-2005, 09:29 PM

I never heard that quote, but I'd slap my baby if he was in a topless bar.

Monkey_on_a_typewriter · 09-03-2005, 09:02 AM

What if they were wearing topless trousers?

Makya · 09-03-2005, 05:20 PM

My babies are 5, 2 and 8 months. I'd still slap them.

lil shorty · 09-09-2005, 01:15 PM

that sounds like something my brother would do

lilmamma · 09-09-2005, 01:19 PM

stupid asses...

Scavok · 09-09-2005, 02:47 PM

Heh ... glad we dont have topless bars around here ... i didnt know that ..

09-02-2005, 06:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,932	Dumbass teens http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...l?link=rssfeed __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

09-02-2005, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Makya MTW's Baddest Bitch Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,868	snorts __________________ God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountians and I had to eat him.

09-02-2005, 08:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kase Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,725	Hence the quote "As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar" __________________ Currently trying to get a life "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

09-02-2005, 09:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
Makya MTW's Baddest Bitch Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,868	I never heard that quote, but I'd slap my baby if he was in a topless bar. __________________ God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountians and I had to eat him.

09-03-2005, 09:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
Monkey_on_a_typewriter Butt Scratcher Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 71	What if they were wearing topless trousers? __________________ Sapere Aude

09-02-2005, 06:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 951	I don't know much about strip clubs or lap dances, however I had one fun encounter with one of the nearby clubs down here (in TN)...after having a bumper thumper on the highway across the road from one of these establishments my battery had died. (I had a cracked cell if I remember right.) Anyway, David was only about 1 at the time. I didn't want to leave him in the car (again, I was across the highway), so I took him with me. As the "club" was the only business in the near vicinity we went over there to get change and use their pay phone. I walked into what appeared to be a little closet with a desk. There were two glass doors into the actual club but both were darkened and I didn't see a soul. I nearly walked through one of the doors (to ask for the change) when a frantic lady came rushing out telling me I had to get the baby out of there as they could be closed down if the police came in. Needless to say when I told her why I was there I got change promptly. I got such a laugh that day. To my knowledge that's the only time my son's been in a strip club and he was too young to remember it!!!! As far as this post...I'll have to warn him should curiosity get the best of him sometime. Whoa...what a rude surprise (IE, a bill like that...talk about sticker shock!)!

09-03-2005, 05:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Makya MTW's Baddest Bitch Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,868	My babies are 5, 2 and 8 months. I'd still slap them. __________________ God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountians and I had to eat him.

09-09-2005, 01:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
lil shorty MTW Jail Bait Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 94	that sounds like something my brother would do __________________ threw the wind and the rain she stands hard as stone

09-09-2005, 01:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	stupid asses... __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

09-09-2005, 02:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Scavok lilman midget molester Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 528	Heh ... glad we dont have topless bars around here ... i didnt know that ..

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