- A Tp for the Strip Bar
- Must be a Little More Patient
- Now THIS stinks!
- Oh....ow!
- Dad, I've Got Some Bad News....
- Disappointed
- Gutsy Costume
- You Can Tell A Lot By Just Using Your Senses
- Whoops
- Vacation SNAFU
- Gotcha'
- How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You?
- Best Know the Rules Before You Begin
- Rewards.
- Abuse of English
- we will survive!!
- BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF
- well his name is Dopey...
- Ooops...he goofed!
- She Needs to Borrow a Little Money Honey!
- Contest
- Well Thought-out Explanation
- Carnival Sex?
- One Smart Move; One Smart Man!
- Blind Date Ettiquette
- Practical (Dating) Advice
- Mr. Smith
- Master Bates
- Johnny's Lesson...Do You Know Shit?
- One Eventful Taxi Ride
- God Bless America!
- Just Following Some Good Advice
- The Cynic's Guide to Life
- Modern Day Love Letters
- Life Rules!
- Craziest Language? (At least I would bet it's in the running.)
- Who Understands Men?
- He Wishes He Could Do That!
- A Measure of Insult (er, is that An Insult of Measure?)
- Logic O' the Drunken Irishman
- Guys, I guess you don't always have to have a line...
- You know what they say about guys with big pause? (never mind, that's feet, huh?)
- Being a Man...
- BJ Ettiquette Women's vs Men's Views (harsh)
- Battle of the Sexes
- Sister Logical
- Timeline for Dating Women
- So Much for THAT Canoe! (Ewwww)
- Don't try this....
- In honor of Meagan's new B/F
- Multicultural Swearing
- Cybersex Chat
- Man Gives Up On Women!
- Man Actually Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
- Man Never Misses Trip to Gym (with unmatched motivation for this too)
- Funny Shirts
- A Cause for Confusion: A Dog Names Sex
- Personality Test
- NOW THIS is a Love Poem!?
- This can only be a teenaged girl's prayer...
- If Guys Had Periods...What a hoot!!!
- Sentimental Valentine's Day Poem
- As Hot & Steamy as "Rsoes are Red..." Gets...
- Guess What Babe?
- Burning Calories Through Sex
- Booty Call Agreement Between Sex Buddies
- Consumer Reports: Girlfriends
- THE LAST FEW ARE A MUST SEE...Absolutely Amazing Anagrams!
- Lateral Thinking
- Letter To A Close Friend
- Attn: MILF, Lil & Makya....Parent Definitions
- Evaluation Comments
- Number of the Beast
- Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman
- Why i was only ever C of E and not Catholic
- The 5 types of sex
- Pharmacist
- Q&A
- condom brands
- Three legged dog
- the chicken or the egg question answered
- redneck joke
- What do you call a....
- Dating Homeless Chicks
- www.funnyjokes.com
- Early bird
- Gini in the lamp
- Suckin on sausage
- Statue
- Bloody Nose (www.aarons-jokes.com)
- Whats the differance between a lawyer and a gigolo?
- Gay joke (Dont read if you are offended by gay jokes)
- Adam and Eve
- Supermarkets and Wives
- Womens Studys
- Teenagers Are Like Cats
- Noooo Way
- things that make you go eeeewwwwww
- Yet Another Blonde Joke
- Vegas
- Smarter then your every day Bear!
- 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
- Blind man
- sex joke ..
- You ladies will just love this one...
- city cop
- what a joke
- One for the ladies
- Turn off the intercom dummy
- THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY
- These are the laws of the natural universe
- WITCH
- Remarkable Obituary
- Camel Toads
- Rednecks
- ZIPPER
- picking on men
- little red riding hood
- What Am I?
- Friends In Low Places
- Cheap Trick
- Last Rights
- Take My Wife
- Auto Erotic
- Bumpkin Bumpin'
- Happy Hour
- New Alcohol Warnings for Bottles
- Closet Blonde
- Consider this...
- Famous Last Words
- The Dumbest Kid in the World?
- Why Men Wear Clothes
- You Don't Have to Smoke and Drink
- Wild Jamaican Sex
- Flying Southweast
- Magic Dildo
- 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
- Things my wife doesn't use
- Baking a cake
- The marriage test
- Siamese Twins
- NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND
- anniversary celebration
- funny pony
- Blonde Joke
- Windows Tennesse version
- why buy the cow...
- Doris
- Hello, Gorgeous...
- Another dumb blond joke
- A Bug's Life
- Good deal!
- Bugs
- Pregnant
- Not All Blondes Are Dumb.....
- Superman and Wonder Woman
- Beer and Sex
- Cold winter
- It's a sheep
- Fierce Competitor
- Rules of Bedroom Golf
- To All Americans
- Hypnotic wonders
- Little Johnny and Balloons
- Ride
- Women & Tornados
- A little bit of lubrication
- Why Scotsmen make the best lovers
- Little Johnny and the Axecut
- Who to fire???
- Sick Joke Central
- What's In A Name
- A better understanding
- Jakey Juice
- Letter to Tide
- Very interesting!!
- Maxine Comments
- Pun ishment
- Political Correctness
- Little Johnny's Christmas Gift
- Life Is A Test
- The good old days!
- Morty's fun day out
- The Hitch-hiker(?)
- Sport Teams
- WeeWeeChu?
- The Shocker
- Prison vs. Work
- Jeff Foxworthy on Nebraska
- Tigger and pooh
- Wrong way
- France and Osama
- Special Tattoo
- true love
- Little Johnny...
- Men Vs Women
- Two liner
- At Bones' Cafe
- Rikers Medical news
- How to get to Heaven
- Blonde at the Laundry Mat
- Another blonde joke
- True Love II
- two short ones
- Who's ya Daddy?
- Dirty Job
- Duck
- Speeding
- Lil Johnny
- whole load of sick jokes
- Definition of a best mate
- Weekender
- More sick jokes
- Gorilla Chase
- Bugger
- Fishing
- Bull!
- Visitors To Australia
- Alcohol Warnings
- A Bridge NotFar Enough
- The Honeymoon
- Fresh-Baked cookie
- The value of $10
- Same old barman
- HANGOVER
- Did I say that?
- Conversations With God...in a Sports Bar
- Odd taste
- KINKY
- Really Short Story
- Sisters of ST. Francis
- Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?
- Got Sperm
- Honesty
- drunk
- autopsy class
- In mourning
- CHRISTMAS DINNER
- Warning
- home cookin
- HEALING
- redneck top ten
- biker
- Old Guy
- skippy
- Golf
- Drunk?
- Monkey
- Fire
- Pretty??
- QUICK BEFORE IT STARTS
- Typical Boss
- funny shit..
- why condoms come in a box
- 30 Things Porn Has Taught Us
- ice cream
- stripper
- blonde joke
- Manicure
- Retarded Home
- SEX IN THE DARK
- Voodoo Penis
- Roll Your Own
- Heaven?
- Repair shop
- Cold Hands
- New Shoes
- first time
- banking
- love is strong
- Acute Angina
- UH,OH, NO MORE BEER!
- Avid Golfer
- Church Bulletins
- New admittance policy
- Little Mary-Margaret
- lisp
- Texas Baby
- Pussy??
- Dreams
- Dreaming
- Goblins
- Smiling
- Akmed
- United States Redneck Special Forces
- The Draft
- Turpentine
- New Life
- Chicken Farmer
- My hero
- Sex With A Very Large Woman
- Look Awful/Feels Fine
- poems
- sweethearts
- dead skunk
- pregnant
- big people words
- go fly a kite
- Tale of two brothers
- One hungry Bush...
- A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
- Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce...
- Politically Incorrect Oscars Quotes
- A Bear, A lion & a Chicken
- Two Hutterites
- Lay Offs
- 3 minute quickie
- Dating Rituals?
- Osama & the Genie
- Dirty
- grandpa
- Ex Husband
- Turkey and Bull
- Washington Post Invitational
- Things to say when you see your roommate having sex
- Sometimes what we say doesn't come out Wright!
- This was a funny joke (on me)...
- In Honor of Max...Pleasing Your I.T. Dept
- Idiots Everywhere!
- Crossbred Dogs
- Fun Things to do With Public Hair (Sick)
- Police Quotes
- Gangsta Test
- Perfect Porn (Movie) Names?
- Signs of Your Impending Insanity
- Rude Lyrics...You Set Them to Music LOL
- Airline Humor
- Comebacks for a age-old question
- Really Bad (to the bone) Pick-Up Lines
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
- Irish Men
- A crusty old Sergeant Major
- Nursing Home Sex
- Lesbian Speak
- Vegetative State
- Drinks on the House
- Prison vs Work
- I am the Father
- The $2 Bill
- Alabama Blonde
- The Geezer Pleaser
- Hormone Hostaage and the Wise Man
- True Friendship...None of that sissy crap!
- Asses
- A Texan's Guide to Life
- Redneck Weather Station
- Work
- Filing Taxes
- Attention Passengers...
- My Vote: Break Those Egg Timers...
- Priceless
- The Sniffing Dog
- New Dad
- Funny Quotes
- don't know shit
- Ladies...Buy a Dog!
- Marriage Is...
- True Definitions
- (More) Euphemisms for Impotence
- Lost Dr. Seuss: I Love My Job
- I Was Lonely
- It's Tough Getting Old (Lilmamma, you know this is true!)
- Zero to 200 in Two Seconds
- What was that?
- Don't Irritate Your Genie
- THE HORSE RACE
- EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
- Two Scotsman
- Jim and Edna
- An Australian
- Love, Lust and Marriage
- A new Army Captain
- Alcohol is bad
- Used car
- Gotta' Watch Those Bears
- Poor Ol' Henrietta!
- UCLA Study
- Rejected Titles for the movie Brokeback Mountain
- And They Lived Happily Ever After
- The kind of joke that makes you go... OH GOD... oh... oh.. oh... ...God, why?
- Molested!
- Suddam's Other Siblings
- IRS Genie
- Martha vs Real Women
- A man walks into a gunshop...
- You're a Redneck...
- Gotta' Love Maxine!
- Dead Politicians
- There's a Politician on My Porch
- Addicted to Coffee
- Bad Advice
- The Black Box Tells All
- Blonde Detective Test
- Some Really Funny Quotes
- Do Something Nice for Uncle Charlie
- How Did it Happen?
- Don't shoot me...I didn't make this up, I just posted it!
- Do you wanna' live forever?
- Dr. Seuss: Tech Support Man
- Turner Brown (Yikes)
- Italian Trip
- NOW THIS is a mother-in-law
- Sometimes things just don't come out wright!
- Randoms...
- Blind Man
- Two gynecologists
- The ladder to success
- Does the Sex Really Count?
- The Routine
- Bathroom excuse manners
- Reasons Quickies are Better Than Marathon Sex
- Alternatives to Telling Someone Their Zipper is Unzipped
- Rules for Pool Attire (Cruel!)
- The Joys of Womanhood (again, cruel!)
- The Gold Medalist
- Cigarette Warnings
- Peeping Tom
- Deep Freeze (Booney has told me that ice is nice!)
- New Tax Laws
- The Nightie
- Facts About Women
- Ugly Woman!!
- Freudian Slip!
- YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ALASKANITE WHEN:
- Beware...
- English Lessons
- Oral Sex - An Ode to Love
- What is Foreplay?
- What a Perfect Woman Would Say
- You Can't Please Everyone!
- Here Kitty Kitty
- Wee Bit of Trouble
- Nuts - In honor of the MTW Administrators
- Bad News
- Hinny Ken
- Found this story....
- For those that like revenge....
- Oh, thank goodness this wasn't me! (I would absolutely die!!!!)
- Medieval Pick-Up Lines
- You Know You're Kinky When....
- How to Grow a Penis
- Men Measure Up (Here's a test for you.)
- What Do Women Really Want? (Buys, I think you'll like the moral.)
- Breach of Contract
- The ABCs of Ex-Wives (caution: may not be humor to some)
- Playing House
- The New Ear
- Perfection
- Chivalry
- Putting the X in Sex
- Native American
- The Organ
- Punishment to Fit the Crime
- Candle of Fertility
- Family Stress Test
- Riding Bikes (The more hormonal girls in your house, the more you'll relate!)
- Customs Inspection
- The Fiancee
- A Parent's Poem
- Body Language
- Two Neighbors (too funny!)
- My Dad Is A Dancer
- Signs of the Times
- Falling Off the Wagon
- You're Passionate!
- Things That Sound Dirty (in Law) But Aren't
- In Contempt
- An Honest Mistake
- Are Computers Male or Female? (more thoughts)
- Cars that suit the profession
- Surgical Gloves
- Doctor's Advice
- Lager
- The Prostitute's Heart Transplant
- AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE
- Be proud to be an Aussie
- THE GOLFERS
- catch up on your reading
- Kneecapped
- The Differences Between Men And Women
- The Closet
- POP
- Creation Of A Pussy
- Three dead bodies
- A moose
- FIVE CORPORATE LESSONS
- The Geography of a woman/Man
- Rules of the BBQ
- Lovemaking Aid
- An Actor's Last Chance
- Happy Mother's Day Ladies
- So What's Your Excuse?
- Now Some of These are Really Good!
- Jack and Jill
- Parkinson's
- Irish Prostitute
- Hollywood Lessons
- Lesbian
- WATER
- the blonde vase