- Bodily Dysfunctions
- The Worth of Viagra
- Murphys' Law
- A Bug's Mind (cute)
- Daddy's Rules for Dating
- Halarious Signs
- A Life Lesson (but which one is the teacher here?)
- Daddy, Mommy Almost Died
- Grandma and Grandpa
- The Nekked Truth
- Bloopers
- Memorable Sports Quotes
- Roasting Clinton
- Dinner
- Roasting Hiliary
- New Saints Quarterback
- Bartender Psychology
- Desert Island
- Smooth Cheeks
- His and Her Side of the Story (ooooh...is this humor or truth...too close to call)
- Immigration Test
- You Did What?
- SOB?
- You're Going To Get Hair On Your Twinkie
- Odd Rabbi Out
- Man of the House
- Three Hillbillies
- Explain the Ostrich
- Communication Can Be Tricky
- Brains?
- Speaking of Men....
- The Photographer
- Caught in the Act
- Health Warning
- Don't Get Rusty Guys
- What's Your Secret?
- Native Wisdom
- Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
- Batty Bat
- Good vs Bad (Girls)
- It's All About Location (and I'm not talking about real estate)
- Rose's Erogenous Zones
- Shorty (whew...really baaaad to the bone, or is that boner?)
- Mary Had A Little ... What???
- Grandma Said His Nose Was Too Big
- You Gotta' Speaka Likan' Italian
- See Guys...You Really Don't Want to Know!
- Art Gallery Conversation
- Tight Pants
- Drunken Confession (ouch!)
- The Deaf Bookkeeper
- Nymphomaniac Convention
- You'll enjoy this kids....
- Hey Guys, Have You Lost Your V&V (Vim & Vigor)?
- In Honor of Morty...Cheers!
- Condom lesson.....
- Why Women Are Crabby (full of toxic estrogen moments)
- Citi Card and Death
- Sipping Vodka
- Why God Created Children
- Some Things Are Beyond Explanation
- To the Makers of Tide....
- Interesting Comments
- Hamster Story (too funny...wish I could claim it)
- Is it Love, Lust or Marriage?
- Corporate Lessons
- ER Trips
- Zen Thoughts
- "Old is When...."
- The Irish Wedding
- Me and You is Friends
- The Guru
- Easter Bunny Revisited
- Ponder These:
- Home Remedies
- Senility Prayer
- Rediculous Quotes
- Attention Passengers...
- Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
- Have Those Mammies Grammed Ladies
- Three Bulls
- Moods (oh yeah!!!!)
- Friendship Prayer (AMEN!)
- New California Wine for Seniors
- Sure YOU can laugh.... (stories of regret)
- Safer Than Viagra?
- Sexy Quotes
- Smart Cop
- The Eagle is Being Replaced As Our National Emblem
- The Cowboy and the Yuppie
- The Baby Needs a Name
- Office Inspirational Posters
- There Are Advantages to Getting Older
- If My Body Were A Car....
- Measuring Success
- The Farmer
- Murphy's Law
- Honeymooners
- Farmer Joe's Case
- Cannibals
- New Name for Hilliary
- Hillbilly Job Ap
- Men vs Women
- Busted!
- Please...Before It Starts
- And They Say Hell Hath No Fury...
- Gotta' Love Them Cowboys
- Ettiquette
- Sad Poem: My Nookie Days are Over
- More Signs
- Here's At Least One Good Reason To Stay Away From Florida
- Lessons in Logic
- Humorous (Real) Ads
- He Said, She Said
- Fun With Oxymorons
- A Religious Experience?
- Only in America...
- You Can't Fix Stupid (just ignorance don'tcha' know)
- For My Male Friends
- (Some) Lawyers Are Full of Bull
- What A Flight!
- Good Recipe for Bones
- Cats vs Dogs
- New Secretary
- The Last Word
- What's a W.I.F.E.?
- Haven't Got A Cluckin' FUE
- Aha!
- Life is Like a Jar of Jalapenos
- Exactly What Is Marketing?
- Potential vs Reality
- It's the Men vs the Women
- A Good Example of the Concept of Probability
- Married to the Devil
- Words to Live By: Life's a Journey...
- Revenge
- Jock vs Geek
- The Farmer and His Mule
- Woman's Fantasy: Two Men at Once
- Ramblings of a Retired Man
- Well I'll Be....
- Marriage Builds Character?
- My First and Last Job
- Two Can Play
- Things A Prison Guard Would Hate
- AIDs vs Alzheimers
- Snappy Answers
- Three Drunk Women
- Fart Football
- Golf Bag Genie
- Skiing Mishap
- Michael Jordan
- Whoooooooosh!
- Blind Golf
- THE DEVIL DOESN'T KNOW THE SCORE HERE
- A Golfer's Balls
- Three Types of Bras
- Ahhh Yes, The Perfect Male
- Wild Story
- I'm Not Drunk
- Some Mildly Offensive Humorous Pix
- Too Funny...Quotes on Marriage
- Here You Go Bones...How to Wash Your (Possessed) Cat
- Bubba and Homer
- Interesting Facts (?) About Vodka
- Close Call
- Things One Ought To Know About Marriage
- Beautiful Lady
- Laying Down the Rules
- Why Do Married Men Gain Weight
- Oooooh, Do We Know This Family!
- Do You Hear Bells?
- Gorilla My Dreams
- Now Johnny iis One Smart Little Boy!
- I Don't Have To...
- A Letter Home
- Philosophic Anecdote
- Research on "The Little Man"
- The Proxy Father
- Sign You're Having A Baaaad Day
- Computers: Male or Female
- Yesterday (many of you can relate to this I'm sure)
- Desert Island Engineer (what a tease!)
- The Internet is Like A Man's Second Brain (so which hard drive are we talking about)
- Profound Thoughts
- Women's and Men's Quote Of The Days (vicious!)
- Three tramps.
- old people
- Comment for the restroom.
- hunting
- A Few of Life's Facts
- Oooh yeah, like these would get you a home run baby!
- Abusement Park
- Long (but worth it)
- The Truth Behind Lonely Hearts
- Horse Auction
- Suggestive vs Frankly Speaking (whoa!)
- Change Your Course
- Nasty Weather?
- The Pope and His Camera
- Busy Night in the Garden
- This WOULD be difficult!
- Which Came First
- Gotta' Love It!
- Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to a Neked Man
- Brilliant Scam
- Life
- Three Tough Mice
- Do You Like Puns?
- Brass Rat
- What Sex IS Polly?
- Redneck Birth Control
- Jack and Jill
- Sexy Chinese Proverbs
- Thank the Lord! (oops)
- Horny Ol' Ladies
- A Joke of Genius
- German Vasoline
- An Uncomfortable Situation
- Announcement
- It All Happened So Fast
- A Jury of His Peers
- Now That's Thnking Outside the Box
- Sign Found on a Hospital Bulletin Board
- A Lesson in Ettiquette
- Children and Their Laundry
- Training the New Legal Secretary
- Don't Ask
- Last Wishes
- It's a Matter of Trust
- Quick Thinking
- Go Fly a Kite
- Anatomy Class Question
- Innovative
- Amish Carriage
- Any Questions
- It's All in the Name of Revenge
- That's Not Nice
- Guys, I think you get stronger with age!
- Signs of Maturity
- The Rules
- Q & As
- Real (Funny) Epitaphs
- Diary of a Viagra Housewife
- Oooh Boy, This Cowboy is in Trouble!
- The Benefits of a Better Insurance
- Inbreeding.
- Caught short.
- Sneakers.
- Birth Control Pill?
- Exchanges Recorded Between Air Traffic Control and Pilots (too funny)
- Grumpy Ol' Man
- Foreign English
- What Not to Put on an Application for Employment
- The Bug
- Just Pondering...
- Resolutions Under Consideration
- Redneck Graves
- One of Those Senior Moments
- Conversions
- Deer Hunter
- The Lizard Story
- When Abstinence Fails
- Responding to the Soviet Emergency
- The New Pastor
- Words of Wisdom
- Inner Strength
- What My Mother Taught Me
- Words Women Use
- True Friendship
- A Case of Glaucoma?
- An Old Man's Job Ap
- The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause
- A Plan for Peace
- Did You Just Buy A Lemon
- Borrowing the Car
- And What Is Your Occupation?
- Sex in the Dark
- Know They Know
- Ten Reasons Your Guys Hate Shopping With You
- Oh To Be Six Again (Moral of the story is excellent!)
- Now That Is Sad
- A Blonde and Her Cell Phone
- Don't Take Life So Seriously
- Parking Humor
- It Was Grandma's Idea
- Sayings
- T-shirt Sayings (I want a few of these!)
- Still A Virgin
- Blonde paint job
- Poor guy
- New prefix
- Through a Child's Eyes
- Calorie Burning Activities
- Making a Case for More Beer
- Why A Guy Would Prefer A Handgun Over A Woman
- This is How Shit Happens
- Rules of Aviation
- Remembering
- Oil Shortage 101
- The Zipper
- Poor Planning
- How To Speak English Good
- If You Like Puns, This is Baaaad (er, I mean good)
- Improving the System
- One Liners (my personal favorite is #60)
- Worst Analogies (found in High School papers)
- Good, Better, Best
- And You Think You're Having A Bad Day...
- The Bear at the Bar
- Monkeys at Work
- Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards (love #2 & 10)
- Sad or Bad...You Decide
- Now THIS is B-A-D
- Just Fred
- Important Warning for Men
- Who's Your Daddy? (Love #3 &11)
- wv state trooper
- How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
- The Cruise
- YOU Stir the Spaghetti
- Good News, Bad News
- Redneck's First (Parachute) Jump
- You're a Redneck if....
- Little Pieces of Humor to Lighten Your Load
- A Must See/Listen: Wife Meets Girlfriend
- Male Sensitivity Test (just got this...HAD to share it...too good)
- Sneaky Convicts
- Playa playa lmao
- Men Are Men
- Olympic Wrestling
- Fw: A Lesson About Animals
- When...?
- Got Him Laughing and Crying
- The Cabbie
- Jack and Jill (they don't come any shorter than this)
- Suitable Punishment
- Donations
- Gotta' Brick Those Camels, Don'tcha' Know!
- How Can You Tell?
- Why...?
- Split the Viagra Doc
- No wonder they say it's all in the chemistry!
- Birthdays Are Like Boogers...
- Crocheted Doilies
- If You Like "The Oldies"...
- The Talking Monkey
- Kitchen Signs
- Senior Chat (oh no...is this what I'll be like in ~13 years?)
- It's a Crab's Life
- It's Just A Wee Touch of the Irish!
- The Study
- Hard to Stop
- Real Beer
- Revenge
- This Joke's on the Teacher
- A Cinderella Story
- Raising Boys
- Lil' Johnny
- The Toast
- April Fools Joke Gone Bad (I'd shoot the guy too...LOL)
- Obsessions
- Ancient Chinese Torture
- The Book With All The Answers
- Top Ten Signs You've Joined A Cheap Healthcare Plan
- Right vs Wrong
- Be Careful What You Promise
- Child molester
- Vagina
- Pedophile
- Wife
- Seven dwarves
- My Husband Had A Terrible Accident
- Shopping for Rabbits
- If You Think Little Ol' Men Are Harmless...They're still men!!
- What's the Difference?
- A Cowboy's Health Tip
- Revelations of Sorts
- Mere Thoughts
- The Seven Plus Wonders of the World
- These are reallllly baaad!
- Notes From an Inexperienced Chili Taster Named Frank
- True Story So I Understand
- Profound Thinking (George Carlin)
- That Was a Dangerous Pot of Beans
- You Can't Fix Stupd
- Four Advantages ...
- Dr. Seuss: Computers
- Smart Women (with intent of humor...don't take it seriously, please)
- Things You Wish You Could Say (at work)
- Useful Expressions for High Stress Days
- New Proverbs
- Think About It...
- New Barbies
- Workplace Humor
- Real Life Medical Jokes (not mine I assure you)
- The Dead Mule
- Several Short Ones
- Give it some thought!
- Genie
- Pizza
- For the guys that love boobs!
- Too Cruel !!!
- Oh-oh!
- The Wisdom of Will Rogers
- Three Sisters
- Gorgeous Redhead
- Oh Grandma!
- Important Bulletin
- Radio moment
- Bones, Max is being taken care of...read this!
- Little Red Hen
- Bash Away
- The One Sunday He Ddn't Show Up...
- Just Smile Nicely!
- One of Ten (Guys, you could do ths too.)
- Let Us Remember...the Pillsbury Dough Boy
- Instructions for Life
- Gotta' Watch Out for Little Ol' Ladies
- One for You and One for Me
- If You Think You've Had A Bad Day at Work... (YIKES)
- There's a Moral to This One...Can You Guess It?
- Things That Make You Go Hmmmm!
- Ever Wonder?
- You Know Someone Had to do Something Pretty Stupid to Warrant the Labels Warnings!
- Everything I Needed to Know About Life I Learned .... (from Irondog?)
- More Church Bulletin Bloopers
- Maintenance Humor...You're Gonna' Love This One!
- Investment
- A cowboy walks into a bar
- My privates are turning BLUE
- hell of a headache
- know your booze
- The Redneck Love Poem
- Sex In The Dark
- The Prime Minister of Canada
- Limo Driver
- Girls
- Irish Assault Charge
- a man went into a tavern . . .
- Poems for big kids..
- What's for dinner
- Did you ever get lost?
- Celibacy
- Oxygen Mask
- rofl
- Thoughts For Latter Life
- Leather and Men
- Norwegian Snorer
- Hanging On To Dear Life
- If Women Made All of the Calendars
- Morty, do electricians make as much as plumbers?
- Picking Up Chicks
- Church Donation
- Oh the Humiliation of it All!!!!
- See Honey It's Not That Hard
- Four Kinds of Sex Identified
- This is Tight?
- Honey, I Need A Flashlight!
- This is the Night!!!
- Were You Dreaming?
- Now That's Some Sense of Smell!
- Ironpup, is this how it works?
- Trading Insults
- They Followed Their Mother's Advice
- Definitions
- A Woody Can Make Things Difficult, Huh?
- Thought She'd Give 'Em A Try
- In Life and Death You Have Options?
- Ohhhh, so that's why!
- The Neighbors
- Painless Way of Saving Money
- Change of Plans
- Twisted Little Red Riding Hood
- Sounds like a "typical guy" line.
- Explanation Please
- Super Pussy
- It's A Dog's Life!
- If You Want....
- Naaaaaah!
- Using the Camel
- one day at the hospital
- Ohhhh Billy Bob!
- Experimental Surgery
- You Don't Have to be an Accountant to Understand These Numbers!
- Marriage decision
- Blind Man Trick
- Blind Man Trick
- An Excellent Point
- Tip for Cold Weather
- Maintenance of the Indian Sundial
- Blow Jobs $5
- Roger, This One's A Bitch!
- OMG
- He Gave Up Sex For Lent (whew!)
- Golf Pro's Advice
- Being Vertically Challenged Does Have It's Drawbacks
- Prayers - This is SO TRUE!
- Slight Confusion
- Sniff Test