- Fires of Hell
- Senior Year
- Hate when this happens!
- Err.....Anyone working besides me?
- Turkey Day is near!
- Just to let ya know
- I farted
- I burped
- Happy Turkey Day
- My feet
- When its cold, I like to fart cuz it warms my butt cheeks
- Public Service Announcement
- Layni, Layni, Layni
- B-day tomorrow!
- Sierra, The Official MTW Baby of 2002!
- Chat tonight!!!! 12-20-03
- Week of Xmas
- Merry Xmas Everyone!
- Oops, looks like the hill slipped.
- 2004 has arrived
- Gathering of the Dorks!
- Ever See?
- CableMonkey Pissing Delayed
- Working
- The end is here! sorta....
- Jackson Titty at Half-Time Show
- Janet Jackson's Tit and Britney Spears Kiss with Madonna
- Fucked in the head!
- Janet Jackson's Tit
- V-Day weekend
- 2 Beer Mugs and a Piece of Blue Chalk!
- Reformatted
- Public Service Announcement
- Bye Bye Martha!
- Back to Ralphs!
- Links Page Redo
- Dumb People
- New Favorite TV Show
- Big Balloons are Fun
- Penguin Toss
- I Like the Putty. Honest!
- Duh, was I suppose to attach something?
- Spermicide or Lubricant?
- $2 for your time. I need your harddrive.
- New Game
- Lucky Son of a Biscuit
- Sad day on MTW
- Take the good with the bad
- Cartoon Section is up and running again
- New Job
- MTW Got Hacked
- pfc lynde england sex video
- Pfc. Lynndie England
- Hood Juice
- Cute Little White Girl
- Rumor is a President died. I wonder which one?
- Whacked Out!
- Looking sweet!
- Behind the Scenes work
- Those nuts kinda look like mine
- Maybe, maybe not
- Close, but no Cigar (in the coochie)
- De plane, de plane!
- Weekend is Over
- MY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Live bitch! We're going LIVE!!!
- Serious Problems
- Problems
- Slow Progress
- Tossing this bitch out!
- Happy Anniversary CableMonkey!
- Forward....... March!
- Dogs Can Overdose Too!
- Morty in Court? Say it ain't so!
- Freedom!
- Gallery is back at last!
- MTW Takes Over The Internet Due To Lucky Lotto Ticket!
- Games on MTW
- Wish I didn't
- More Games!
- Back jack!
- Random Rules to Live By
- 12 days of work
- Where'd he go?
- Debbie likes her ink wet!
- Dream Job
- Strong Chain
- I got pulled over for drunk driving.
- Plugged Up
- Calm Before The Storm
- Slow and Dull
- Worked on the site a bit
- Buh Bye!
- I'm Back!
- 1 Week Vacation
- Mom's Birthday
- Piss On My Boots
- Asian Delivery Service
- Go Broncos!
- Improving MTW
- Saturday Off
- Upload your ass off!
- Happy Holidays!
- Firefox works with MTW now. Woo Hoo!
- Off to the CES. GEEKS UNITE!
- Faster and Growing!
- And a little more speed
- New "Albums" to replace the Gallery
- Important Phone Call From My Sister
- MTW Cards
- New CHAT on MTW
- Unexpected Feeling
- Oochie Coochie, LA LA LA
- Audio/Video added to chat already!
- Too Many Members Hiding As Guests
- Jacked it up and now I'm going to improve/fix it!
- This Friday, March 25th, 5PM MST
- My 1st Speeding Ticket
- Good Parenting?
- New Forum is UP!!!!!!
- Where the fuck was I?
- Maximal's an Asshole
- Philly sucks balls
- Back from Washington DC
- Got Mail From The Ladies
- Arcade is here!
- New Version of the Forum soon.
- Thanks Bishop! Gallery is filling slowly.
- Nevermind, she's staying. False alarm!
- MTW Keeps Rolling Forward
- Front Page Changes
- A Few Laughs Lately
- Falcon Leader to Base. We have a hit!
- GigPosters.com Gets a Taste of MTW
- Canada Trip is Nearing
- Stealing Rat Bastards
- NO MULTI USER NAMES
- Caught the bastards
- Canada Trip - Day 3
- Morty Remembers To Ramble!
- If I Pass The Piss Test
- Happy Humpereen!
- Turkey Fucker!
- Delayed Poop Smell Mystery
- Air Horn + Power Outage = Fun
- UN-Banning of WillRiker
- Masturbator Banned till Xmas
- 2005 is ending!
- Rain on the Rose Parade!!!
- Day After The MiLK Celebrations
- 4AM Run Down of the Previous Days
- Shitty Mail
- Valentine's 2006
- Morty's been a little busy lately
- Going to Austin! Woo Hoo!
- Back from Austin, TX
- Smelly Fingers
- FlashBurn Morty!
- Attempt to Increase Participation (Now NSFW)
- Broken Things Over The Years
- Morty's Going to Europe!
- Going in Reverse
- Need YOUR help to Rebuild MTW
- Time Out
- Monkey Suit in the Sun
- Ice Cream on the 4th!
- Round 2 - The Last Round!
- Busy, Busy, Busy
- Daddy's back from Europe!
- Monkeys on my Mind
- Open Wireless at the Outlet
- Pissed off at work
- Jesus Loves!
- Morty's Brain Doctor
- CableMonkey's Wife Slept At My Place Last Night
- 3 Day Xmas Weekend
- Fresh Air
- Forum Reorganizing
- Off to Austin, Texas again
- Explosive Austin
- 1 day left in Texas
- Can't swing!
- Windows Vista for Morty
- Proxify My Ass!
- Step Aside Anna.....
- BeLOW ME!
- Retarded Cornbread
- 120 people donate $10,000
- BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH and BITCH!
- Ears are a Ringin'
- I take it all back!
- What a Week
- Acorns
- Busy but here's the low down
- 3 Day Vacation in La Jolla
- Don't touch the squishee machine!
- Buy My House Bitches!
- My Sphincter Meowed
- Keys are mine tomorrow!
- Peek-a-Boo, I see you!
- MTW Member Hose-B has passed away
- Cell on the Toilet
- Rain Broke A Big Branch
- Bridal Shower
- Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS!
- Morty's Wedding
- JohnnySausage made it to TV!!
- Britney Spears Found Naked and Passed Out On Curb
- Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally
- Morty Back Yet? Almost!!
- Cracks. 8 years later
- Who's this Morty guy?
- Life slowly coming back
- Disturbing at the least
- Another Day in the Attic
- Spawn of Morty!
- Building Upon the Media Section