Rules to Live By - Page 4

mixie · 12-22-2005, 09:33 PM

Never ever ever go in the exit door or out the entrance door.

sneakydave · 12-23-2005, 04:34 AM

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Shaking more than 3 times "IS NOT" playing with yourself. It's just an added bonus.

Don't tell a blind person that you will "see them later"

If at first you don't succeed. Then sky-diving just isn't for you

**mommysalomi** · 12-23-2005, 04:40 AM

men= Never take a piss facing the wind!!!

**smilin heinz** · 12-13-2006, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacobfie

Thinning 98 Octane Petrol With Water Will Not Make Lower Its Rating To 91 Octane Or Make It Last Longer...And Highly Tuned Engines Don't Appreciate A 50:1 Oil Ratio '2 Stroke Lawnmower' Mix Of Petrol That You Found In Your Garage And Decided To Put In Your Shelby GT350 (Even Worse Is When You Have To Take It Back To The Guy Who Restored It 2 Weeks Earlier And Get Him To Rebuild The Engine Again, Especially When That Guy Is Me!)

This isn't just an MTW rule you should be shot!

Whoever you are!

**WillRiker** · 12-13-2006, 08:22 PM

Yeah....what ever happened to jacob??

12-22-2005, 09:33 PM	#31 (permalink)
mixie Butt Scratcher Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 72	Re: Rules to Live By Never ever ever go in the exit door or out the entrance door. __________________ canâ€™t fight against the youth/cause weâ€™re strong/them are rude rude people/canâ€™t fight against the resistance

12-23-2005, 04:34 AM	#32 (permalink)
sneakydave Ooops....... Did I just lie to you? Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 346	Re: Rules to Live By Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Shaking more than 3 times "IS NOT" playing with yourself. It's just an added bonus. Don't tell a blind person that you will "see them later" If at first you don't succeed. Then sky-diving just isn't for you __________________ Expect nothing. And you will never be disapointed.

12-23-2005, 04:40 AM	#33 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,956	Re: Rules to Live By men= Never take a piss facing the wind!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

12-13-2006, 08:22 PM	#35 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,076	Re: Rules to Live By Yeah....what ever happened to jacob?? __________________ MTW's CafePress Store - Get Your MTW Gear Today!!! MTW's Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty!!

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