Rules to Live By - Page 3

Meagan · 05-04-2005, 10:48 AM

Those who ACT dumb and hard of hearing around people LEARN lots more!

~Yes mamma thanks~

Bones · 05-04-2005, 01:01 PM

Always cook poultry to 165 degrees farenheit.

Meagan · 05-18-2005, 12:24 PM

Never Go to bed angry, or Honry

Bones · 05-18-2005, 01:47 PM

A true friend will stab you to your face.

MD Willington · 05-18-2005, 03:00 PM

Never look up the soil stack when someone can flush from above

Never bite your fingernails if your profession pertains to pumping the "honey pot" or a septic tank.

Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

**Maximal** · 05-27-2005, 08:27 PM

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

**Irondog** · 07-19-2005, 06:23 PM

Grown men don't have a "private place" under a "favorite tree."

**Layni** · 07-19-2005, 06:51 PM

When you dont understand something- smile and nod.

waggzy · 11-21-2005, 07:18 PM

Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your face

**Morty** · 11-21-2005, 07:32 PM

No need to sniff your finger after taking a crap if you notice a little brown on it. Seriously, you don't need to sniff it.

05-04-2005, 10:48 AM	#21 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,368	Those who ACT dumb and hard of hearing around people LEARN lots more! ~Yes mamma thanks~ __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-04-2005, 01:01 PM	#22 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Always cook poultry to 165 degrees farenheit. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-18-2005, 12:24 PM	#23 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,368	Never Go to bed angry, or Honry __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-18-2005, 01:47 PM	#24 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	A true friend will stab you to your face. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-18-2005, 03:00 PM	#25 (permalink)
MD Willington Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,955	Never look up the soil stack when someone can flush from above Never bite your fingernails if your profession pertains to pumping the "honey pot" or a septic tank. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. __________________ America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall. Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.

05-27-2005, 08:27 PM	#26 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,857	There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

07-19-2005, 06:23 PM	#27 (permalink)
Irondog KING OF MEAN Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,131	Grown men don't have a "private place" under a "favorite tree." __________________ "What we have is a failure to communicate"

07-19-2005, 06:51 PM	#28 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,073	When you dont understand something- smile and nod. __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

11-21-2005, 07:18 PM	#29 (permalink)
waggzy Irondog's dick holster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 89	Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your face

11-21-2005, 07:32 PM	#30 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,558	No need to sniff your finger after taking a crap if you notice a little brown on it. Seriously, you don't need to sniff it.

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