Haikus on MTW. Try it out!

**Morty** · 08-23-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of 3, 5, and 3 syllables or having 5, 7, and 5 syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

I know its stupid as all hell, but I think with all of us being so different yet being twisted in our own ways, we can all come up with some funny shit.

Takes about 85% imagination and 15% skill. More you try the easier it gets.

Check out the list of Haikus that members have already created. After you post them here, when I get a chance, I'll remove them from here and post them on the Haiku page.

Join in and have fun!

**Morty** · 11-28-2004, 04:29 PM

Haikus rule,
Created a page,
Just for them!

**Maximal** · 11-30-2004, 10:16 PM

Iron pup retarded
Monkey thinks he is so smart
They are just the same

**Maximal** · 12-05-2004, 08:38 PM

I came across these computer related Haiku's on the net and thought would share them.

The file that you seek?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
is not to be found right now.
But there are others.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Aborted effort.
Close all that you have opened.
You ask far too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire:
The network is down.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

jacobfie · 01-12-2005, 12:47 PM

Cablemonkey Slow
And It Makes Morty Stupid
Morty Takes Revenge

Max Is Good Writer
And Saves All The Dumb Stories
People Celebrate

Bradley Gone Away
No-one For Monkey To Fight
Attacks Morty Now

Randy Rhoads Snort Coke
Randy Rhoads Fly AeroPlane
Crash Into Tour Bus

I Snort Cocaine Twice (Well, Thats Not The Truth)
Now I Am The Site Coke Fiend
And Oh I Love It

EvlOne Join Site
EvlOne Post Lots Of Times
Site Going To Hell

Layni And Bloo Flirt
Maximal Now Creams His Pants
Which One Does He Like?

Fool Drive A Fast Car
Run Car On Lawnmower Gas
Car Go BOOM, Me Mad

Lovely Water
Sewage Pipe Drains Into It
Smelly Dead Ducklings

Man Fall In Sewage
Gets Stuck There For Half An Hour
Really Really Smells

Monkey Drives Vulva
Should Hide In Embarrassment
Hide From My Cobra!

CableMonkey · 01-12-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacobfie

Cablemonkey Slow
Makes Morty Stupid
Morty Takes Revenge

Monkey Drives Vulva
Should Hide In Embarrassment
Hide From My Cobra!

First One - Does Not Fit 5-7-5
Second One - Funny, but I woundn't hide...I would Car Jack You.

Bloo · 01-12-2005, 05:01 PM

My laptop licks balls
I try to join in, though, too
It is sad effort

**Maximal** · 01-13-2005, 01:35 PM

Nice one bloo bloo bloo
you write about self joining
smile it is not bad

CableMonkey · 01-13-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximal

Nice one bloo bloo bloo
you write about yourself joining
smile it is not bad

5-8-5?

Bad Form

**Maximal** · 01-13-2005, 01:50 PM

crap I miss counted

11-28-2004, 04:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	Haikus rule, Created a page, Just for them! __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

11-30-2004, 10:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,053	Iron pup retarded Monkey thinks he is so smart They are just the same __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-05-2004, 08:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,053	I came across these computer related Haiku's on the net and thought would share them. The file that you seek? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek is not to be found right now. But there are others. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Aborted effort. Close all that you have opened. You ask far too much. First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire: The network is down. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

01-12-2005, 12:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Cablemonkey Slow And It Makes Morty Stupid Morty Takes Revenge Max Is Good Writer And Saves All The Dumb Stories People Celebrate Bradley Gone Away No-one For Monkey To Fight Attacks Morty Now Randy Rhoads Snort Coke Randy Rhoads Fly AeroPlane Crash Into Tour Bus I Snort Cocaine Twice (Well, Thats Not The Truth) Now I Am The Site Coke Fiend And Oh I Love It EvlOne Join Site EvlOne Post Lots Of Times Site Going To Hell Layni And Bloo Flirt Maximal Now Creams His Pants Which One Does He Like? Fool Drive A Fast Car Run Car On Lawnmower Gas Car Go BOOM, Me Mad Lovely Water Sewage Pipe Drains Into It Smelly Dead Ducklings Man Fall In Sewage Gets Stuck There For Half An Hour Really Really Smells Monkey Drives Vulva Should Hide In Embarrassment Hide From My Cobra! __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

01-12-2005, 05:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bloo Attention Whore Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 259	My laptop licks balls I try to join in, though, too It is sad effort __________________ Did you just grab my ass?

01-13-2005, 01:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,053	Nice one bloo bloo bloo you write about self joining smile it is not bad __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

01-13-2005, 01:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,053	crap I miss counted __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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