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Old 01-19-2005, 06:52 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Sad Sense Of Humour
Very Usual On This Site
You Will Fit In Well
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Old 01-28-2005, 03:26 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Mass Application
Of Hair Removal Product
Results In Hot Pain

In Groin Area
The Pain Of One Thousand Suns
It Scorches Her Crotch

Funny Red Colour
Maybe Try Waxing Next Time
I Suggest To Sal

She Agree's Quickly
And Now I May Lick Freely
Without Stubble Rash

Hairless Is The Best
Much Easier On My Face
And It Looks Better

And With No Hair Now
Easier Application
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Old 01-28-2005, 03:32 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Buy Sally Boxster
Porsche For Her Christmas Present
She Has Not Driven

I Drive So Often
Porsche Boxster So Good To Drive
Sally Misses Out

I Buy Sally Car
Car For Her Christmas Present
Its Really For Me

I Own Four Germans
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Old 01-28-2005, 03:41 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Barbeque Ignite
Fireball Singe My Pubic Hair
Must Not Cook Naked...

I Like To Burn Things
Blowing Things Up Is More Fun
Rocket Motors Best

Obtain A Go-Kart
Attach A JATO Unit
Prepare For Lift Off

Bought Ride-On Mower
Attach Subaru Turbo
Thirty Horsepower

Put Nitrous Oxide
Into Turbo'ed Go Kart
Runs 15 Seconds

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Old 01-29-2005, 03:36 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2005, 06:19 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Hey everyone, if you would only put 1 haiku per post I would appreciate it. I'm looking into a script that will randomly grab these posts and display them. That way I don't have to keep cut and pasting these things into some other script. It will be all automatic.

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