Haikus on MTW. Try it out! - Page 6

jacobfie · 01-19-2005, 06:52 PM

Sad Sense Of Humour
Very Usual On This Site
You Will Fit In Well

jacobfie · 01-28-2005, 03:26 AM

Mass Application
Of Hair Removal Product
Results In Hot Pain

In Groin Area
The Pain Of One Thousand Suns
It Scorches Her Crotch

Funny Red Colour
Maybe Try Waxing Next Time
I Suggest To Sal

She Agree's Quickly
And Now I May Lick Freely
Without Stubble Rash

Hairless Is The Best
Much Easier On My Face
And It Looks Better

And With No Hair Now
Easier Application
Of KY Liquid

jacobfie · 01-28-2005, 03:32 AM

Buy Sally Boxster
Porsche For Her Christmas Present
She Has Not Driven

I Drive So Often
Porsche Boxster So Good To Drive
Sally Misses Out

I Buy Sally Car
Car For Her Christmas Present
Its Really For Me

I Own Four Germans
I Own Five Italians
Four Americans

jacobfie · 01-28-2005, 03:41 AM

Barbeque Ignite
Fireball Singe My Pubic Hair
Must Not Cook Naked...

I Like To Burn Things
Blowing Things Up Is More Fun
Rocket Motors Best

Obtain A Go-Kart
Attach A JATO Unit
Prepare For Lift Off

Bought Ride-On Mower
Attach Subaru Turbo
Thirty Horsepower

Put Nitrous Oxide
Into Turbo'ed Go Kart
Runs 15 Seconds

Modifications
Somewhat Dodgy/Illegal
But Fun All The Same

jacobfie · 01-29-2005, 03:36 PM

Beware The Monkey
He's Sexually Deprived
Backs Against The Wall

iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ · 01-29-2005, 04:46 PM

Last night I had dreams
millions of apes chasing me
Oh god...they got me!

Orin · 01-29-2005, 06:19 PM

Apes have dreams
You were chasing them
All hope lost

**Morty** · 01-30-2005, 01:08 PM

Hey everyone, if you would only put 1 haiku per post I would appreciate it. I'm looking into a script that will randomly grab these posts and display them. That way I don't have to keep cut and pasting these things into some other script. It will be all automatic.

Thanks!

Orin · 01-30-2005, 01:21 PM

Roger, Willco!

Moe · 06-02-2005, 08:41 AM

poopty poop
poopty peupty pantsy
poopty poop

01-19-2005, 06:52 PM	#51 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Sad Sense Of Humour Very Usual On This Site You Will Fit In Well __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

01-28-2005, 03:26 AM	#52 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Mass Application Of Hair Removal Product Results In Hot Pain In Groin Area The Pain Of One Thousand Suns It Scorches Her Crotch Funny Red Colour Maybe Try Waxing Next Time I Suggest To Sal She Agree's Quickly And Now I May Lick Freely Without Stubble Rash Hairless Is The Best Much Easier On My Face And It Looks Better And With No Hair Now Easier Application Of KY Liquid __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

01-28-2005, 03:32 AM	#53 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Buy Sally Boxster Porsche For Her Christmas Present She Has Not Driven I Drive So Often Porsche Boxster So Good To Drive Sally Misses Out I Buy Sally Car Car For Her Christmas Present Its Really For Me I Own Four Germans I Own Five Italians Four Americans __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

01-28-2005, 03:41 AM	#54 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Barbeque Ignite Fireball Singe My Pubic Hair Must Not Cook Naked... I Like To Burn Things Blowing Things Up Is More Fun Rocket Motors Best Obtain A Go-Kart Attach A JATO Unit Prepare For Lift Off Bought Ride-On Mower Attach Subaru Turbo Thirty Horsepower Put Nitrous Oxide Into Turbo'ed Go Kart Runs 15 Seconds Modifications Somewhat Dodgy/Illegal But Fun All The Same __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

01-29-2005, 03:36 PM	#55 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Beware The Monkey He's Sexually Deprived Backs Against The Wall __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

01-29-2005, 04:46 PM	#56 (permalink)
iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ Maximal's Plaything Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 492	Last night I had dreams millions of apes chasing me Oh god...they got me! __________________ "Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender, "Futurama"

01-29-2005, 06:19 PM	#57 (permalink)
Orin MTW Resident Gandalf Impersonator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 990	Apes have dreams You were chasing them All hope lost

01-30-2005, 01:08 PM	#58 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	Hey everyone, if you would only put 1 haiku per post I would appreciate it. I'm looking into a script that will randomly grab these posts and display them. That way I don't have to keep cut and pasting these things into some other script. It will be all automatic. Thanks! __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

01-30-2005, 01:21 PM	#59 (permalink)
Orin MTW Resident Gandalf Impersonator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 990	Roger, Willco!

06-02-2005, 08:41 AM	#60 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	poopty poop poopty peupty pantsy poopty poop __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

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