MTW Chat

[CableMonkey]

Looks like the MTW Chat Room was in use today...

Lets listen in:

18:55:31 [Mystery User 1] hey, not to cut this short, but I got a shitload of folding to do.

18:55:44 [Mystery User 1] before the shit wrinkles to hell and back

18:55:56 [Mystery User 2] No problems....speak to you soon

18:56:00 [Mystery User 2] happy folding

18:56:03 [Mystery User 1] GF will kick my ass since a lot of it is her clothes

What Pussy MTW person folds their GF's Laundry?

Any guesses?

[Morty]

Got nothing for you but a big warm and loving FUCK YOU

[WillRiker]

What happened to you anyway Monkey Boy?? Was the subject of folding laundry a little too much for ya??

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by willriker100

What happened to you anyway Monkey Boy

My PC crashed, then it was time to go home.

[BunnyMan]

rotf

[mixie]

If I was said girlfriend, I would break up with “Mysterious User 1� on the grounds of sparing myself the shame of being broken up with later because “Mysterious User 1� turned out to be gay.

[WillRiker]

....and now we find ourselves back to the whole "Is mysterious user 1 gay", thing??

I blame the avatar!!

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by mixie

If I was said girlfriend, I would break up with “Mysterious User 1� on the grounds of sparing myself the shame of being broken up with later because “Mysterious User 1� turned out to be gay.

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[lucas]

morty, did you turn gay on us?

[Morty]

Originally Posted by lucas

morty, did you turn gay on us?

Never was and never will be gay. Just for some reason my humor has been taken to seriously from time to time and everyone is having fun dragging this gay joke out until it reaches the furthest point of DULL possible.

Yet I keep reacting to it and responding to the accusations, thus keeping this lame ass joke alive.