Cats od Dogs

Just wondering whether the ppl here are cat people or dog people?
Whats the general opinion?

[fatwillie]

I'm a cat person for sure. Cats are more independant and require less attention. Dogs are just plain messy.

[BunnyMan]

I have to empty the cat shit box every week. And that is alot better than taking a dog out every other hour. Plus, I have friends, yeah fuck off I do, who have to put their dog on a chain when they have people over so it doesn't attempt to bite any extremity off. None of my friends with cats have to do that.

Cat Person.

[Morty]

I love dogs, not all dogs, but most of them. As long as they are friendly. But I don't think I'll ever have one. Dogs require too much attention. Which is great if your life is setup where you can give a dog attention all the time. But my life isn't that way.

I've got indoor cats. 2 of them are great with people, the third one doesn't like females. Not sure what the deal is. Gets along great when my male friends come over, but when there is a female in the house, she pretends to be friendly but only does it so she can get a clean smack on the person.

[WillRiker]

I thought that everyone knew that cats were a superior species!!

I always had dogs at home growing up, but since I got older, (but NOT wiser), I've had cats, and I have to say that they are much less hassle to look after. Dogs just seem to crave attention, and want walks, and played with with and shit like that, where my cat is just so laid back and chilled out you don't even realise he's there most of the time. In fact he only ever seems to bother me at around 3am when I'm online, THEN he wants attention...little bastard!! But still I'd say cats every time!!

I think this pic sums it up best!!



And then of course there is the old thing about cats secretly wanting to take over the world as their rule book states:

CATS RULES FOR LIFE

BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare but occasionally rub their legs.

DOORS:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand looking sad at the humans. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather...rain, snow or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a humans bare foot or expensive clothing.

HAMPERING:
If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering". Following are the basic rules for "hampering":

When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and the book, unless you can lie across the book itself. For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner, so as to obscure as much of the work as possible, or at the very least pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. Bite when you're moved on. When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. HUMANS LOVE TO JUMP.

MOST IMPORTANT!! When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard and write a short story. Bat at mouse pointer on the screen as if it were real. Then lay in humans lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING:
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible, in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their co-ordination skills.

BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around. Even better - lie on his or her face, making sure your arse is right on their nose. When she is wearing an expensive silk nightie, don't forget to paw it. This will create lovely patterns!!

LITTER BOX:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes. The smell is also very attractive.

HIDING:
Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you for a few days. This will cause the humans to panic, (which they love), thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat!

SLEEPING:
In order to have enough energy for playing, a cat must get plenty of sleep, (at least 16 hours per day!). It is generally not difficult to find a comfortable place to curl up. Any place a human likes to sit is good, especially if it contrasts with your fur colour. If it's in a sunbeam or near a heating duct or radiator, so much the better. Of course, good places also exist outdoors, but have the disadvanatge of being seasonal and dependant on current and previous weather conditions, such as rain. Open windows are a good compromise.

HUMANS:
Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us and to clean the litter box. It is important to maintain one's dignity when around humans so that they will not forget who is the master of the house. Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early enough and are consistant. You will then have a smooth running household.

FOOD:
In order to get the energy to sleep, play and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food, convincing a human that you are starving to death and must be fed NOW, and hunting for it oneself. The following are guidelines for getting food :-

1) When the humans are eating make sure you leave the tip of your tail in their dishes when they are not looking.

2) Never eat food from your own bowl if you can steal some from the table.

3) Never drink from your own water bowl if a humans glass is full enough to drink from.

4) Should you catch something of your own outside, it is only polite to attempt to get to know it. Be insistant - your food will usually not be so polite, and try to leave.

5) Table scraps are delicacies with which the humans are unfortunately unwilling to readily part. It is beneath the dignity of a cat to beg outright for food as lower forms of life such as dogs will, but several techniques exist for ensuring that the humans don't forget that you exist. These include, but are not limited to, jumping onto the lap of the "softest" human and purring loudly; lying down in the doorway between the dining room and the kitchen; the direct stare, and twining around peoples legs as they sit and eat while meowing plaintively.

Awwwww, thats soooo cute :P

I love cats, I have never had a dog and I've always had cats, apart from at the moment, I live in a 1st floor flat with out a garden and the flat is tiny so it would be really crewl to have one, but as soon as we get a house with a garden I'm going right down to the cat shelter and getting a 'lil kitten

that sounds like my cat studied that book..................

Cats. I love my dog, but I prefer the temperament and attitude of cats overall.

[fatwillie]

So it's official. We all love pussy. Quick, someone start a beer poll!

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