Constructing a "keg" out of...

[Lady Dee]

evite: end-of-summer bash: drunken watermelon on tap

[Purple Dragon]

thats a good idea .....

[Maximal]

that's alot of work it is much easier to just chop up the watermelon and drop it and alot more vodka into a huge vat and drink that!

[mommysalomi]

Hell no ...Justt make a hole in it ..Stick a screw driver in there and mash everything up. Force the vokda in it.Put the plug back in shake it really good and chill it for about 3 hours then eat it with the vodka in it !!! Thats how we do. And in highschool we used to roll oranges around in our hands to get them soft and use a syringe to inject vodka in it a Viola we were able to eat and get drunk at school !!!

[MisZ mAnDi]

That is pretty neat though...unfortunately i would be missing a finger because i would get drunk and then be like hey you guys i heard you can make a keg outta a watermelon lets try that ok? ...Yea I'm not exactly the brightest crayon in the box but if I can remember that before I get drunk I may attempt to construct one .