Need some good "wide vagina" jokes.

[BunnyMan]

I'm in the middle of writing a track that is basically a comical song meant to sound kind of like a break up track for a half a second but it's really a "glad your gone cause the pussy sucked" track. I've worked in a few classics, like "fucking your mom is like fucking a bucket of soapy water" in this line...

and there's no denying that the pussy was wack
she was wider than a crater impact, matter of fact,
I think a bucket would of been more satisfying
so it ain't no secret why it is I stopped trying

Hot dog in a hallway, and making referance to being able to park a space shuttle inside have been used as well. But I could really do for a few more annalogies from you twisted fucks.

Appreciate any help you can give me.

[Maximal]

-wider than a handicapped parking space

-able to drive 2 semi trucks through side by side

I want a writing credit!!

[BunnyMan]

Only have to do that if I use it word for word. haha I am likely to use the handicapped one. Just glancing I feel that'll be easier to work into rhyme.

Thinking I may make a video for this one. All the thing I'm describing throughout the song would make for some fun visuals.

[USMC RadCon]

Tighter than a mouse ear...a hippopota - mouse that is

[Maximal]

I've seen smaller openings in the grand canyon

when she bends over people mistake her for a garage

[Danimal]

You couldn't get her off even if you stuck your head in there and wiggled your ears.

[BunnyMan]

Couple good ones. I did make a grand canyon referance already too. Keep them coming people.

I especially love the last one Danimal, don't know how I'd make it work to the beat, but yeah I like it.

[Danimal]

Hey I forgot to mention puking..........
You couldn't get her off if you stuck your head up there puked and wiggled yoyr ears..