A Little Test

[mrs apps]

A little test sent to me. What's your score?

Have You Ever?
(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point
(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points
(3) Ever tried alcohol?
1 point
(4) Ever been drunk?
2 points
(5) Ever play drinking games?
2 points
(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points
(7) Ever drink enough to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point
( Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points
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(9) Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
8 points
(10) Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
5 points
(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day
(max 7> points)
(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points
(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried
(14) Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week
4 points
(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points
(16) Ever sell drugs?
8 points
(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points
(1 Ever used barbiturates?
8 points
(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points
(20) Ever used narcotics?
10 points
(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points
(22) Ever been on a date?
2 points
(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points
(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points
(26) Ever paid for sex?
8 points
(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points
(2 Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
8 points
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(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(31) Ever engage in the 69 position?
4 points
(32) Ever contract an STD?
12 points
(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points
(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points
(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points
(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points
(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points
(3 Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points
(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
10 points
(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?
8 points
(41) Ever used sex toys?
6 points
(42) Ever pass out during sex?
5 points
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(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
4 points
(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
3 points
(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points
(46) Ever licked or have someone lick:
an eyeball-1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points
(4 Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points
(49) Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on?
20 points
(50) Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: If convicted 7 points

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SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.

[Purple Dragon]

THAT WAS AMAZING.I SCORED 118.

[mommysalomi]

OMG a little bit of a shocker here guys But guess what.....I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL !!!!! Who woulda thought....I scored 240....Come on ya'll do this. I know one of ya'll are sicker than me.....

[Maximal]

214 wooohooo I'm not as sick as mommy

[@KiJa@]

Normal

[RED DRAGON]

my God,i am going straight to hell

[lilindian28]

220

[lilmamma]

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass

164 if i counted right

[totallypished]

feck me 197