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04-06-2006, 08:41 PM
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| Newbie Sperm  Join Date: Jul 2005
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|  This is the REAL velvetvamp, let me explain.(now NSFW)
This is the REAL velvetvamp let me explain. It seems some ass has gotten into my computer and is messing with my stuff. I have now stopped this and will be murdering this person tonight. I know it was funny to you all but this person will suffer. Have a nice life. 
__________________ Sanity is overrated. Immortality is definitely not for me. Can you imagine having to wake up every night just to piss the next thousand years? True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a late night out with the boys...Then...being assaulted by your wife with a broom and still having the balls to ask, "Are you cleaning or were you flying somewhere?"  |
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04-06-2006, 08:49 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee  Join Date: Aug 2003
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  | Re: the REAL velvetvampThis is the REAL velvetvamp let me explain. It seems some ass has
Hell yeah, we pick on everyone around here, it was just a little gently  with a stick was all.  Don't run off over it.
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04-06-2006, 09:13 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003
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| Re: the REAL velvetvampThis is the REAL velvetvamp let me explain. It seems some ass has Quote:
How did you "fix the problem"? Did it involve the removal of any body parts? Where did you bury the body? We need details. But don't worry, we won't tell anyone, you're secret will be safe with us......really.
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04-06-2006, 09:19 PM
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| Your Twisted Leader  Join Date: Jul 2003
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 | Re: the REAL velvetvampThis is the REAL velvetvamp let me explain. It seems some ass has Quote:
__________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit  | |
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04-06-2006, 09:20 PM
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| Elder Monkey  Join Date: Feb 2005
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| Re: the REAL velvetvampThis is the REAL velvetvamp let me explain. It seems some ass Quote:
__________________ Currently trying to get a life "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein | |
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04-06-2006, 09:23 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003
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| Re: the REAL velvetvampThis is the REAL velvetvamp let me explain. It seems some ass has Quote:
 So would they be the one in the dumpster or did they get buried in a special place under a favourite tree?
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04-06-2006, 09:23 PM
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| Freaky Gaming Chick  Join Date: Apr 2006
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I might be able to post some newspaper clips or a link to my courtroom drama and prison sentence. A nice Kiante and some Fava beans would be sufficient .  | |
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