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Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them

Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : Your son's finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you

Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good : The postman's early
Bad : He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly : You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do

Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend

Good : You're wife is pregnant
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago