 Who Understands Men?
Men may not all be as easy as "bring the beer and show up neked", but com'mon now, are they ever this complex?????? mschievious
Who Understands Men?
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and
heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome
but are nice men have no money.
The men who are not so handsome
but are nice men with money
think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual
don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money
and are heterosexual are shy and...
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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