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Old 08-26-2005, 12:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
Bones
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Originally Posted by Kase
"Charge the Christian Church property tax, you could wipe out the national debt" -paraphrased George Carlin
I'm starting my own religion, it says that in between all teachings of all religions of the world, if you combine them, you might eventually get one right. It will be truly non-profit, all money for contributions will go to buy a plane ticket to africa, and I will get my stooge to fly to Africa, and distribute this money. There will be no requirement for church- if you believe in God, love him, and don't do anything to piss him off too bad, you go to heaven. Lastly, all religous books are meant to be read and interpreted to your personal understanding, not taken literally. If you use these books to persicute another, you will have sex (bottom) with hump-hump the giant panda.
Where is this Giant Panda?
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