[I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned]

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.
Woody Allen

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers (hate those double standards!)

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush

God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
Phyllis Diller

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor