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Never look up the soil stack when someone can flush from above
Never bite your fingernails if your profession pertains to pumping the "honey pot" or a septic tank.
Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
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America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall.
Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives. |