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Old 08-22-2004, 11:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
neebog
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ahh bless 'em!

Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Irish version of
FAMILY FORTUNES

1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France? F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) W hat is Hitlers first name ? Heil
As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in
Shite
9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers. A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair
14) A famous Royal ? Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine. A bicycle with
wings
16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does ? Shits in the flowers
1 Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate
19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April
22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep
24) Something you put on walls ? A roof
25) Something Slippery ? A conman
26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam
2 A food that can be brown or white ? A potato
29) A famous Scotsman? Jock
30) A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones
31) Something you open other than a door ? Your bowels
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