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Old 08-03-2004, 10:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
Maximal
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Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you
because it has definitely worked for me...
and at this time of year we all could use a
little... calm!!!

By following the simple advice I read in an
article, I have finally found inner peace...

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the
things I started and hadn't finished... and
before coming to work this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of
Rye, the Bailey's, Kalua and Wild Turkey,
my Prozac, some valium and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel....
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