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Old 07-11-2004, 07:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
JEN21R
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Foaming Hooker

Larry has a 12 inch dick, and he's got a wife who lets him screw
her. But he's never been 100% happy because he's never been able
to get it all in.

So Larry goes to a whore house that his friend told him about.
He walks up to the lady at the counter and tells her his
problem. The lady at the counter says, "We've got a girl that
will satisfy you guaranteed, or your money back."

Larry thinks it over and decides to go on with it. He pays the
lady and she tells him, "Go down the hall, first door on your
right."

So Larry goes down the hall, first door on his right and finds a
sexy young whore. He gets started but the girl cries out in
pain. So he gets dressed and walks back to the lady at the
counter and says, "No good, I think I hurt her. I want my money
back!" The lady replies, "Hold on, not just yet. Why don't you
try the 2nd door on your right this time."

So Larry goes down the hall 2nd door on his right, and the same
thing happens. So he goes back to the counter and tells the lady
the same thing. "Ok, last time or I'll really give you your
money back. Try the 3rd door on your right. But you have to keep
the lights off."

So Larry goes down the hall, 3rd door on his right and sees a
young whore with her ass in the air. He goes up and fucks her
like crazy, and when he's done he notices that she's foaming at
the mouth. He jumps back, startled and runs to the desk,
"There's something wrong with your girl in there, she's foaming
at the mouth!"

The lady doesn't say anything for a while and then yells, "RICK!
THE DEAD GIRL'S FULL AGAIN!" :puke:
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