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Originally Posted by lucas waitasec.... you get a naked chick and a six pack and a remote....
but is the chick hot? or is she fat?
is the beer good? or is it coors light or some gay american shit?
and do you get hbo on your cable? or is it just the basic package that gives you thebroadcast channels and the gay home and garden?
these are all things worth considering before i can make my choice. |
Wow, that really IS a confusing choice. I hadn't considered these aspects. Hmm...is she hot or fat? Well there's fat, then there's FAT. A little fat is hot sometimes, there's no doubt about that. But FAT is NEVER hot - not even luke warm. Now the "six pack", that doesn't really specify beer. Could be soda or bottled water, for all I know. And I STILL havn't figured out the remote problem yet. Damn. Guess I'll have a beer and ponder this dilemma awhile longer!