[lucas]

waitasec.... you get a naked chick and a six pack and a remote....

but is the chick hot? or is she fat?

is the beer good? or is it coors light or some gay american shit?

and do you get hbo on your cable? or is it just the basic package that gives you thebroadcast channels and the gay home and garden?

these are all things worth considering before i can make my choice.