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Hillbilly firing squad.....stands in a circle.
Hillbilly loan shark lends out all his money, skips town.
A hillbilly guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and the hillbilly is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car." He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
Q: How do you stop a Hillbilly army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
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