| How Ironic
A man was walking along by the edge of a river one day when he saw a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on the bank crying. He went over to her and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I'm 24 years old and I've never been hugged my a man!" The man felt sorry for her, so he gave her a hug and walked on.
The next day he was walking along the same stretch of river when he saw the same woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked her what was wrong this time and she said, "I'm 24 years old and I've never been kissed by a man!" He once again felt sorry for her, so he gave her a kiss and carried on walking.
The following day he was walking along the river and he saw the same woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm 24 years old and I've never been f***ed."
He threw her in the river and said, "Now you're f***ed."
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