[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by at-odds

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't
help but wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your
wife."

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed
in Hell until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not
here to ruin it for me."

"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was
before this!"

"We have been friends for a very long time. What say we call it
quits?"

Morty has been looking for these for quite a while