| supermarket
A woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt at her
local supermarket where she had selected:
a quart of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
A drunk behind her had watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier, and said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing
particularly unusual about her selections she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." |