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Old 08-24-2008, 02:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Chat with God!

So here is my conversation before I closed out.

Quote:
Me:
I was blown by 3 toothless women
God:
Where were you blown by 3 toothless women?
Me:
3rd row back on the left, at church this morning
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Toothless Women 4
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Irondog is gay
God:
How do you know?
Me:
WillRiker said his dick tasted like shit
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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