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**Irondog** · 08-23-2008, 06:59 PM

How the hell is everyone.......... not that I really care!

Is Max still Gay? Is Layni even around anymore? Where the hell did Cable Monkey go?

Is Lady Dee married for real yet? Has Morty taken any pictures of his poop and posted them in the last few months? Is Chump ever going to come back to California so we can get drunk again and make fun of Morty and CM?

Has Willriker gotten laid yet?

I think I can guess the answer to that one!! Have they kept Mommy on the other side of the border for good..........they will one of these days I am sure!

These are some of the things I have been wondering.........while I sit on the pooper and take a dump!!!!

I have had a busy last 6 months........not only with work but also with life in general. I think I talked to Morty for about 5 minutes the other day and I didn't even ask how Carebear was doing being married to the head monkey.

WORK WORK WORK.........it never ends. I did finish my project that I had been working on for the last year. Finished it on time, under budget and because of the good job that we did on this project we were awarded another project worth $55 million at the same college. I don't get to run this one but at least I know I helped land it for the company I work for.

Let's see........Oh yea! The step son story...............This is a good one so sit back and get ready to laugh your asses off!!!!!!!

I kicked him out at least 3 times but each time we let him move back in with him telling us that he was going to respect us and follow our rules. Yea right!!!............. that usually lasted for about 2 weeks and then back to the old ways he went........so I'd kick him out and about 2 weeks later here he would come crawling back.

Well about 2 months ago he turned on his mom and started treating her like shit so she said enough and told him to leave. I of course told him to never come back. This was the last time and no matter if he was homeless or beaten or even bleeding was he welcome back at our home. So with a big "FUCK YOU TODD" off he went to live with a friend and his mom. He has no job, no money, no high school diploma or GED, no plan of what he wants to do with his life or any idea how to even survive in the real world. Well last week he texts his mom that he needs to talk to us so we invite him over for dinner but he missed dinner and came by later at night............like about 11pm on a work night for me

Anyways.............he tells us that where he was staying the mom and son had been fighting so he left their apartment and went down by the pool so he didn't have to listen to them. He meets some guy there and they talk about all kinds of shit I guess and the guy explains that he is there visiting his daughter and wants to know if he needs a place to sleep for the night. Like a dumbass he accepts and goes to this apartment where they drink some wine and talk for a few hours until dumbass passes out from drinking...............GET READY................HERE IT COMES................Can you guess what happened??????

You got it!!!!!!!!! step son wakes up with his pants around his ankles and the guy is BLOWING HIM!!!!!!!!!

Like I didn't see that coming!!!!!!!!

As he is telling us this I actually had to turn my head and not laugh out loud. We ask if he wants to report the guy and he says No! Ok now I know he is holding back some info from us so I ask him to repeat the story. Nope it wasn't the same this time.........nor was it the 3rd time I asked him to repeat it. I would guess that he is turning tricks to make money but I won't say that to my wife. She is sick about it but knows that there is nothing we can do for him.

Couple of days later step son sends another text to mommy asking her to help get him tested for STD's but she said that he could go to planned parenthood and get tested for free there. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!

My daughters are doing great. They get bigger each day and still love their daddy.

We.......meaning the wife and daughters and myself.......are leaving for vacation starting Monday. Going back to Colorado for a week to visit family and then come home where I then get another 3 weeks off for vacation. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe when I get back I can join in on this weekly show and have a little fun with everyone.

That's all for now............Later nut sacks!

08-23-2008, 06:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Irondog KING OF MEAN Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,206	What's Up Monkey Bitches!!! How the hell is everyone.......... not that I really care! Is Max still Gay? Is Layni even around anymore? Where the hell did Cable Monkey go? Is Lady Dee married for real yet? Has Morty taken any pictures of his poop and posted them in the last few months? Is Chump ever going to come back to California so we can get drunk again and make fun of Morty and CM? Has Willriker gotten laid yet? I think I can guess the answer to that one!! Have they kept Mommy on the other side of the border for good..........they will one of these days I am sure! These are some of the things I have been wondering.........while I sit on the pooper and take a dump!!!! I have had a busy last 6 months........not only with work but also with life in general. I think I talked to Morty for about 5 minutes the other day and I didn't even ask how Carebear was doing being married to the head monkey. WORK WORK WORK.........it never ends. I did finish my project that I had been working on for the last year. Finished it on time, under budget and because of the good job that we did on this project we were awarded another project worth $55 million at the same college. I don't get to run this one but at least I know I helped land it for the company I work for. Let's see........Oh yea! The step son story...............This is a good one so sit back and get ready to laugh your asses off!!!!!!! I kicked him out at least 3 times but each time we let him move back in with him telling us that he was going to respect us and follow our rules. Yea right!!!............. that usually lasted for about 2 weeks and then back to the old ways he went........so I'd kick him out and about 2 weeks later here he would come crawling back. Well about 2 months ago he turned on his mom and started treating her like shit so she said enough and told him to leave. I of course told him to never come back. This was the last time and no matter if he was homeless or beaten or even bleeding was he welcome back at our home. So with a big "FUCK YOU TODD" off he went to live with a friend and his mom. He has no job, no money, no high school diploma or GED, no plan of what he wants to do with his life or any idea how to even survive in the real world. Well last week he texts his mom that he needs to talk to us so we invite him over for dinner but he missed dinner and came by later at night............like about 11pm on a work night for me Anyways.............he tells us that where he was staying the mom and son had been fighting so he left their apartment and went down by the pool so he didn't have to listen to them. He meets some guy there and they talk about all kinds of shit I guess and the guy explains that he is there visiting his daughter and wants to know if he needs a place to sleep for the night. Like a dumbass he accepts and goes to this apartment where they drink some wine and talk for a few hours until dumbass passes out from drinking...............GET READY................HERE IT COMES................Can you guess what happened?????? You got it!!!!!!!!! step son wakes up with his pants around his ankles and the guy is BLOWING HIM!!!!!!!!! Like I didn't see that coming!!!!!!!! As he is telling us this I actually had to turn my head and not laugh out loud. We ask if he wants to report the guy and he says No! Ok now I know he is holding back some info from us so I ask him to repeat the story. Nope it wasn't the same this time.........nor was it the 3rd time I asked him to repeat it. I would guess that he is turning tricks to make money but I won't say that to my wife. She is sick about it but knows that there is nothing we can do for him. Couple of days later step son sends another text to mommy asking her to help get him tested for STD's but she said that he could go to planned parenthood and get tested for free there. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!! My daughters are doing great. They get bigger each day and still love their daddy. We.......meaning the wife and daughters and myself.......are leaving for vacation starting Monday. Going back to Colorado for a week to visit family and then come home where I then get another 3 weeks off for vacation. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe when I get back I can join in on this weekly show and have a little fun with everyone. That's all for now............Later nut sacks! __________________ "What we have is a failure to communicate"