[mommysalomi]

I love it...

I got some dumb bitch the other day in line.... My nephew as loud as can be and over and over was doing the Auntie Tracy I want gum, Auntie Tracy can I get a candy, Auntie Tracy can I get some tic-tacs and so on and so on with every different kind of sweet there was... So the lady in front of me turns around laughing and says he's so cute {obviously hearing what he was saying} she then asks are you his mom ? Not missing a beat I said no I'm his grandfather.. She did not stop there.. her response was Isnt being a grandparent great ????? And that is the time I lost it laughing and asked her do I really look like a grandfather you dumbass ????? She turned red and never looked back at us !!!

I guess the best part was I was wearing some bootie shorts and a semi tight fitting shirt so it was obvious I was a woman and really obvious I was not old enough to be a grandparent....

But when you think about it I damn near live in Mexico so the average age of a pregnancy around here is 12 so I guess in thier eyes I am old enough DAMN !!!!!