 A couple of one liners
One of the last times I was working bar one of the guest sitting around had these on her phone and she shared them with me so I thought I'd share them with you.
If you sleep with a hooker, and don't pay, is it shoplifting or rape?
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If you don't get this one, say it out loud: works better that way.
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
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Q: How do you know if the girl you're dating is too young?
A: You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
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