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krakbaknsak · 07-11-2008, 07:47 PM

These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man, it's been a long time since we had some sex... so you oughta let me screw you." Joe replied, "Are you crazy?!!"

Larry went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt. We'll flip a coin and see who nails whom first."

Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won.

Still having strong reservations, Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?" Larry told Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing."

Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed, "Moooooooo... Moooooo... Mooooon River..."

07-11-2008, 07:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
krakbaknsak Monkey Baby Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 41	Cellmates These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man, it's been a long time since we had some sex... so you oughta let me screw you." Joe replied, "Are you crazy?!!" Larry went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt. We'll flip a coin and see who nails whom first." Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong reservations, Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?" Larry told Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing." Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed, "Moooooooo... Moooooo... Mooooon River..."