Few jokes i heard today, might offend, if u offend easily dont read them
Actually if are offended then u shouldnt be reading 99% of stuff on here anyway!
What do you call an indian with one leg?
Balan Singh
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what do you call an indian with no legs?
Collap Singh
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What do you call a good-looking Indian?
Asif.
What do you call an Indian Lesbian?
Minjita
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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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My parents went to New York on the 11th of September and all I got back was this bloody T-shirt.