I wish I had 40-50 hours in a day.
As far as the poopin' goes - i'm lucky. My crapper is in the room next to me .. so I just wait until its REEEEAALLLY ready - then go drop the kids off at the pool. Drop. Sit. Squeeze. Plop. Wipe. Flush. I have magazines in there - and have never read a single one.
This habit can get me into trouble though - when I'm out of the house doing stuff - and nature calls. Then - I gotta go NOW - and there better be somewhere nearby to drop a deuce... or else.
Oh - and yes - that is Morty's dog Austin as my avatar. Best pic ever.