Ok....1 or 2 things.
First off it's a douche bag.....
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Second - Did you (Morty) ever see the Michael Keaton movie
Multiplicity where he clones himself to help out with work & home? Just a thought thinking on from what dragon said.
And finally third, you saw the dog being abandoned in Texas...wasn't by a skinny, under fed Jesus look-a-like was it?
Oh no...wait....he just kills them, not abandon them, I forgot that...
