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Old 04-30-2008, 07:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
MD Willington
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Re: Sounds Like A Plan!

Here's a brilliant plan...

"Scientists are to investigate whether eating chocolate can reduce the risk of heart disease in women with diabetes."

combined with

"Cancer-causing chemicals can accumulate in the prostate. Ejaculating regularly removes those potentially deadly chemicals."


So... you cover your schlong with chocolate syrup, have your Wife/GF/Hump buddy give you fellatio until you finish... hopefully you both live long, happy, cancer free lives!

Brilliant!
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