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Catchy title eh?

So the other night The wife and I went out for Dinner, We started off with a ceasar drink and then had some wings for an apetizer, they were sweet thai chili flavour which is an awesome flavour.

So for the main course she had steak and ribs with a baked potatoe and I had the 18 oz prime rib with a loaded baked potatoe and a side of mushrooms.

The food was all awesome, for desert we shared a wildberry cheesecake.

I had a coffee and she had a Tea.

Now I know some of you are wondering why the hell I'm telling you this. Well I wanted to set the stage for the thing that shocked the hell out of me.

The waiter brings the bill and I give him my credit card, he goes and runs it through and brings it back in the little folder, yes it cleared!

I open the folder to sign the credit card slip and as i grab the pen I realize it says "Need a good laugh? Morty's Twisted World"

It was one of our pens!!

So I asked him where he got it from cause I had never left one at that place yet. although I did give him a handfull to share with the other staff.

So he tells me he grabbed it from his roommate, who brought it back From Vegas, where he stole it from a waiter cause he thought it was cool.

Apparently they have both been on here for the last year, reading jokes but just haven't joined yet.

So hi there Justin and Mark

So the question is who left MTW pens in Vegas?