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**hntbarbie** · 03-31-2008, 06:39 AM

This Year's Award Winners
Britney Spears & Eminem - Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read.

Dr. Phil McGraw - Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues.

America's Oil Companies - For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don't mix.

Bill Gates - For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession.

The Editors of Maxim - For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models.

Jared - Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one.

That 300 Pound Guy - Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights.

03-31-2008, 06:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
hntbarbie Boobilicious Redhead Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 789	This Year's Award Winners This Year's Award Winners Britney Spears & Eminem - Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read. Dr. Phil McGraw - Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues. America's Oil Companies - For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don't mix. Bill Gates - For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession. The Editors of Maxim - For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models. Jared - Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one. That 300 Pound Guy - Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights. __________________ Careful!...I had a bowl of Cranky this morning.