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lilmamma · 02-20-2008, 12:13 PM

You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor precribed her Valium for anixety and stress? When she went back in two weeks she told the doctor that everything was wonderful! She said that her house was clean, she had time to read and even enjoy her favorite television show for thirty minutes a day. But she did need a refill on her script.

"A refill, already?!" said the doctor, "How many pills are you taking?"

"Taking!?" the patient replied, "I've been giving them to my children."

02-20-2008, 12:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Valium You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor precribed her Valium for anixety and stress? When she went back in two weeks she told the doctor that everything was wonderful! She said that her house was clean, she had time to read and even enjoy her favorite television show for thirty minutes a day. But she did need a refill on her script. "A refill, already?!" said the doctor, "How many pills are you taking?" "Taking!?" the patient replied, "I've been giving them to my children." __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."