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Old 01-27-2008, 03:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: MTW BOOK- Favorite Joke

Another stuttin joke................


John and Ed walked into a bar.
Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?"
John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..apint of Guinness, please."
Ed goes up to the bar. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate the Jackass."
Ed takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Jackass."
Later when they had finished their drinks, Ed says to John, "It's your round,Jackass. Go get us a pint o' Guinness."
John goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi..gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness, please."
When the barman was sure Ed wasn't listening he said, "I think it's awful him calling you Jackass all the time."
John says, Oh, "he..aw" "he..aw" "he..aw" "he always calls me that."
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