There once was a farmer that had 3 sons and 3 ducks, so he gave each son a duck to sell in the city. The oldest son went out and 30 minutes later came home. "Dad, I sold my duck for 5 bucks." "Great" said the farmer,"Now let's see how your brothers do." So the next day, the middle son goes out and a hour later he came home. "Dad, I sold my duck for 10 bucks!" "Great" said the farmer, "Now let's see how your youngest brother does." So the next day the youngest son goes out and stays all day in the city. He just can't find anyone who wants to buy a duck. So disappointed, he starts to go home and as he gets ready to cross the street, a hooker comes up to him. "Hey boy, I'll give you a fuck for your duck." The boy thinks and says, "Well, OK!" So they go to her room and fuck. After they're done, the hooker says "You know, that was so good, I'll give you this duck for another fuck." The boy says "OK". So they go to her room again and fuck. When they were done, he grabbed his duck up and started home to tell his dad what he got. As he was getting ready to cross the street, his duck flew out of his arms and a transfer truck hit the duck. The boy went to the duck and the truck driver said "I am soo sorry for hitting your pet duck. Please take this 25 bucks. So the boy takes the money and goes home. When he gets there, his father asks, "How did you do son?" The boy thought for a minute and said "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, then a duck for a fuck, and then 25 bucks for a fucked up duck!"
