[Lisa]

In the Beginning there was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions.And the Assumptions were without Form. And the Plan was completely without Substance. And The Darkness was uponthe face of The Workers. And they Spake among Themselves, Saying, "It isa Crock of Shit, And it Stinkith." And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail ofDung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto them, "Itis a Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that None mayAbide by It." And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth, "It is a Vesselof Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength." And the Directors spokeamongst Themselves, Saying One to Another, "It contains That Which AidsPlant Growth, and It is Very Strong." And the Directors went unto theVice Presidents and Sayeth unto Them, "It promotes Growth and is VeryPowerful." And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayethunto Him, "This New Plan will actively promote the Growth and Efficiencyof This Company, and These Areas in Particular." And The President looked upon The Plan And Saw that It Was Good. And ThePlan Became Policy. This is how Shit Happens. Now you know.