Gosh it's good to be back home again !! Well actually I haven't been anywhere,,, except to work,,,oh yeah and I also went to work. Oh yeah ! and I also went to work !! While the other guy was on vacation.For the last 2 weeks itz been leave the house at 6:10 pm get back at 7:45 am ,, be in bed by 9:30am,, usually wake up about 2 pm to piss, moan and groan,,then lay back down,, toss and turn till about 2:30- 2:45. Then my sweet, lovable wife wakes me up at 3 pm. Just about the time I start sleeping good again. *heavy sigh* What a fuckin life ! I even put a name on my hardhat "psycho"
I did pretty good for an old man tho. I walk an average of 7-8 miles every nite I work. On the easiest night, I'll walk 6, but I don't get many "easy" nights.
But anyway, It's great to be back on my regular 3 on-3 off. Oh yeah, and since me and the other guy traded 2 days, I get 5 nights off to start with. That's going to be nice. Maybe I'll find something worth posting.
Did ya'll know I can see into the future ?? I didn't either until last monday.
This is going to be sooo good when it all plays out. The guy who went "off"
on me, is on vacation right now and won't be back for a week. I'll be off the night he returns,,,maybe. I might have to go in just to see the look on his face. I will refer to him as Mr.WASO (Mr. Whiney Ass Sizing Operator)
If he ever reads this, he'll damn well know who posted it too. And if you are
Mr.WASO reading this,,, ya better hope ya don't burst out in flames, because I don't think anybody would even piss on you to put you out.
Oh yeah, back to the story. Sorry I get sidetracked alot. I'm behind on my surfin too !!
When I first started working there the SO's were sizing samples for the STS department. We make itty bitty pellets, Not big as a bb and smaller. Well the SO's got to faking numbers and such (lazy bastards)
that they handed it over to QC. And we have alot to do. So for about 6 months, I busted my ass, doing those samples,,,chemistries and particle sizes, tests on trucks bringing us ore,, tests on trucks leaving with our product.
While Mr.WASO set on his lazy ass and surfed the internet all night long.
*Heavy Sigh*
Well a couple of months ago STS whined they wasn't getting the sample info back quick enough. So they loaded up all the sample tools and hauled it to STS, and had a utility do the samples at STS ! Off of my hands !!!
While they was moving all the equipment Mr.WASO says,,, Man I'm glad they moved that noisy shit out of here.
And me,,, being the kind of guy I am, I decided to tell a lie, just to get him razzed up. And man did I ever. I just made this up on the spur of the moment too. Almost freaky.
I said Mr.WASO,,, don't get used to it. They're just going to take them down there for a couple of months. He said "Huh"?
I said yeah,,, they're going to do the samples down there and the yield numbers are going to shoot up,, everythings going to look good until,,,
they run out of greenware, but the numbers say there should still be 100 tons in the tank. And when they figure out somebody's paddin the numbers
they'll move it all back up here and you'll get the pleasure of doing them again.
Ohhh mannn,, the dude went off,, started screaming at me. That he'll never do them again. Said one of the production supervisors ( I'll refer to him as Mr.DH,, )told him, you will never have to do those samples again.
I looked him in the eye and said Mr.DH don't run the show around here and as I turned to leave Mr.WASO pretty much throwed his chair across the room. Then I turned around and said "BTW,,Mr.DH lies,,I don't."
Well it happened Monday, actually I heard rumor of it on Sunday from another supervisor and thought he was pullin my leg. But Monday when I showed up, it was like somebody turned back time. All the equipment was back and guess who gets to do the samples when he comes back from vacation.
Gosh I love it when shit like that happens !!