Naaa,,,it never gets old, makin fun of short people. One of the guys at work is from Hawaii and everybody else calls heem "Five O",,,I call him "Four Nine anda Half" because he's short. Somebody accidently locked the door while they was leaving the lab one nite and I here a knock at the door later and see that it's him and go to let him in and ask,,"What's the matter little boy ? can't reach the door knob ??
"Four Nine anda Half" sounds better than "squirt" or "shorty" tho.