I sent out a PM a few minutes ago to someone asking for a picture of their face. Then proceeded with that I plan to make myself some custom toilet paper. But I was only joking. I needed the pic for something else.
But after I sent the message, I was like "Wait 1 fucking second! That's brilliant!"
At random times in random public locations like bars and restaurants, just swap out a roll of toilet paper with an MTW advertisement roll.
So I'm still looking around, but if anyone comes across some great deals, please reply to this with a link to what you found. So far I'm looking at to get 4 rolls minimum order its, $12 per roll. That's a steep price for something that's just going to be shit on.
When looking around, make sure its not GAG or JOKE toilet paper. Some places make the toilet paper just for fun and its not intended to be used.
Thanks for any help!