A
farmer went to a local bar...
sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says "How about that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer says
"This is a special day for me .. I am celebrating"
"This is a special day for me too,
I am also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the farmer?
As they clinked glasses the man asked
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child
and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence" says the man.
"I'm a
farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying fertilized eggs"
"That's great!" says the woman,
"How did your
s become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said,
"What a coincidence"