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**smilin heinz** · 06-08-2007, 01:15 PM

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named
Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female popula-
tion, and young George was pretty excited.

"Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked
George.

"George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll wait until they're
lined up at the feed trough so we can have our way with the ladies
in a nice orderly fashion." said Sam.

"Okay, I can do that." George answered.

Well, feeding time came and all the
heifers were lined up just like Sam
said and George was all excited to go
down there, but Sam had a few more
instructions.

"Now George, here is how this is gonna
work. I'll start at one end and you can
start at the other. We'll meet in the
middle" said Sam.

"OK, OK, let's go!" said George.

"Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember. These
gals will let us have our way but you have to show some respect
and be polite. OK?" said Sam.

"Sure" says George.

Well, they go on down to the heifers all lined up. George starts
at one end and Sam at the other. George is pretty excited, but
he remember's Sam's instructions about being polite, so as he is
going along he makes sure to say "Thank you ma'am, thank you
ma'am, thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am,
sorry Sam, thank you ma'am."

06-08-2007, 01:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Being Polite...... There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female popula- tion, and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George. "George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll wait until they're lined up at the feed trough so we can have our way with the ladies in a nice orderly fashion." said Sam. "Okay, I can do that." George answered. Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up just like Sam said and George was all excited to go down there, but Sam had a few more instructions. "Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I'll start at one end and you can start at the other. We'll meet in the middle" said Sam. "OK, OK, let's go!" said George. "Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember. These gals will let us have our way but you have to show some respect and be polite. OK?" said Sam. "Sure" says George. Well, they go on down to the heifers all lined up. George starts at one end and Sam at the other. George is pretty excited, but he remember's Sam's instructions about being polite, so as he is going along he makes sure to say "Thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am, sorry Sam, thank you ma'am." __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.